Hi Thur (:

sherlawkward: jensensations: care to try some Old Sport, old...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:40:53 -0400

jensensations:

care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE

mutualstar: kalojamdani: What I really want to say every time...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:38:19 -0400

kalojamdani:

What I really want to say every time someone asks me this.

what i will say when someone asks me this next time.

chihuahuawho: drappleluv: goldenbug0: princess-potterheadxo: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:24:34 -0400

chihuahuawho:

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

It’s the dress. Definitely the dress.

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:07:34 -0400

just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:19:58 -0400

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

the-absolute-funniest-posts: complain3r: the white cat is me...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:17:31 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

complain3r:

the white cat is me and the gray cat is life

thatfunnyblog: chroniclesofpanem: “the average person receives 41 texts per day” Funny Stuff you...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:16:30 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

chroniclesofpanem:

“the average person receives 41 texts per day”

Funny Stuff you like?

obamasdaughterssister: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: obamathepresident: obamasdaughte...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:15:00 -0400

obamasdaughterssister:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

omg lol busted

ashde-phernelia: sweet-shenanigans: sararye: theatomicboom: how do you think they made up the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:11:03 -0400

ashde-phernelia:

sweet-shenanigans:

sararye:

theatomicboom:

how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though

like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns

because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what

one thing is for sure

it wasn’t hermione

GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK

VOLDEMORT (unknowingly) SPLIT HIS SOUL INTO EIGHT PIECES.

JK ROWLING DOES IT AGAIN

niknak79: An accurate evaluation

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:10:21 -0400

niknak79:

An accurate evaluation

foodchewer: hides good snacks from family members

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:09:04 -0400

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly,...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:04:55 -0400

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:37:25 -0400

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:33:59 -0400

roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:32:06 -0400

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

normal people: one episode per night

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:31:55 -0400

normal people: one episode per night
me: one season per night

kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:30:52 -0400

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:30:18 -0400

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

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Fri, 24 May 2013 11:29:36 -0400

doctorh00ligan: k-lionheart: cryptaniac: bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:26:29 -0400

doctorh00ligan:

k-lionheart:

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

Tangerines. the code word is Tangerines.

Memorize this shit. It will be used